The First Amendment

I am not about to launch on some First Amendment diatribe.* All I'm going to say is that any First Amendment question requires hours and hours of research. Hours. First Amendment jurisprudence is massive and complex. It's a beautiful amendment, and a lot of smart people have given it much thought, and every time I get one of these questions finding the answer is maddening and ultimately satisfying. One could make a career in free speech law alone (one sentence only out of the amendment!). I love First Amendment work.

*The First Amendment of the United States Constitution, for anyone not familiar, says "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."